The Old Morpheus

@theoldmorpheus

Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (Okay, maybe a little bit of entertainment now and again, but that is all.)

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    Aug 20

    NEW POST: "The 5 Stages of Grief" Shout out to: &

  2. Sep 1

    You save yourself a lot of time and effort by thinking big and only going after huge goals.

    8 retweets 23 likes
  3. Aug 31

    "Hello, my pronouns are: I don't give a fuck about you."

  4. Aug 31

    NAWALT until options and opportunity then AWALT.

  5. Aug 26

    The Feminization of Fatherhood

    34 retweets 33 likes
  6. Aug 21

    It takes a village to raise a child but it takes a tribe to make a man.

  7. Aug 21

    In other breaking news, scientists discover men are programmed to fuck as many women as possible to ensure progeny.

  8. Aug 20

    The most underrated skill in seduction is not just the ability to screen for red flags, but also the discipline to avoid the women with them

    9 retweets 63 likes
  9. Aug 19

    Princeton replaces the words "woman" and "women" with the more inclusive word "cunt"

  10. Aug 18

    Brexit passed, Bernie sold out, and Gawker goes belly up—Up next: Trump wins the presidency, CNN goes bankrupt, and Hillary dies in prison.

    49 retweets 80 likes
  11. Aug 18

    Sorry faggots, but body shaming (really?) isn't going to work on Trump. He's not an insecure old woman like HRC.

  12. Aug 18

    "this is my greatest accomplishment" sums it all up

  13. Aug 14

    I pay attention to social justice idiocy when it inflicts itself on perfectly normal, biologically-based interactions between men and women.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  14. Aug 13

    I was watching women's diving today... There was a lot of wet pussy.

  15. Aug 13

    Men who dare to place themselves at the center of their lives make the most significant emotional impact upon women.

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  17. Aug 12

    Buy a man a whore and you get him laid for a night. Teach a man Game and you get him laid for a lifetime.

    23 retweets 42 likes
  18. Aug 10

    This is the head editor at gawker's the cuck

    120 retweets 177 likes
  19. Aug 11

    Dylan Jones, poster boy for the "cucktard".

    1 retweet 1 like
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