Mike Brandt

@themikeb

Christian, husband, father, geek. NFL fan free agent Vindicated fan of fan too though I spent most of my youth at games

San Diego, CA
Joined July 2006

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    Rep the West with this playoff giveaway via 🎁 RT for your chance to win this shirt and hat! 🎁

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  2. 30 Nov 2018
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    27 Nov 2018

    The Fourth US National Climate Assessment was released on Friday. Since then, a number of politicians + pundits have made statements about it that are not accurate. As an author, I'm here to set the record straight. Here we go! (thread)

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    Being in the U.S. right now is like watching a train go off a cliff, except half the people on the train are screaming “I LOVE THIS, THE REST OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS TRAIN ARE SO OWNED.”

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    25 Oct 2018
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    25 Oct 2018
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    One way world divides is into countries and cities that provide free baggage trolleys and those that charge. Always embarrassed by fact we “welcome” visitors from abroad to JFK and make them shell out $6 for a cart. Airport in bad enough shape without adding insult to injury.

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    20 Oct 2018

    Using Venezuela to represent all socialism is like using Nickelback to represent all rock music.

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    I know it's super unfashionable to care about this stuff anymore but heading to a $1 trillion annual deficit in a strong economy with low unemployment is pretty insane.

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    10 Oct 2018

    ‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passerbys Walk Straight Through Them

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    22 Sep 2018

    A complimentary stay for one of ! RETWEET to enter to win a one night stay at San Diego + $50 credit to Nason’s Beer Hall 👇

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    19 Sep 2018

    Your metabolism after age 40 is like, "Nah, I like you fat."

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    19 Sep 2018

    can take in America’s finest view 👀 RETWEET to enter for a chance to win 2️⃣ tickets to a game at plus a pair of BP passes 👇

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    18 Sep 2018

    Happy Lens technology awaits one of 😎 RETWEET to enter to win a pair of sunglasses 👇

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    12 Sep 2018

    Calling looking to getaway this offseason or enjoy a staycation here in San Diego! RETWEET to enter to win a complimentary, two-night stay at ANY property of your choice.

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    Trying to decide on a school portrait package that’s somewhere between “I care but I don’t need my son’s face on a kitchen towel.”

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    4 Sep 2018

    know that Taco Tuesday is the best day of the week— especially at . RETWEET to enter to win 2️⃣ tickets for 9/18 vs. SF + Friar Funds for your 🌮!

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    30 Jul 2018

    First offense - strong verbal warning. Second offense - note in personnel file. Third offense - dismissal for cause.

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    26 Jul 2018

    Look the part for ’s weekend! RETWEET to enter to win this ‘98 replica Hoffman jersey with the patch 👇

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