The Meme Brothers

Today I woke up to a comercial on the raidio saying no matter were you put your tampon guys will never have periods

Me: Siri what is 2+2 Siri: I do not know would you like a web search for "what is 2+2" THANKS SIRI!!!

Find a penny pick it up all day long HOLY FUCK ITS ALIVE

I had now idea what to tweet so I tweeted this

Snow snow snow squirl.... The famous words of dog

LIFE QUESTION#1 y do our moms force us to clean the house when the cleaning lady is coming to clean the hose?

Teacher:Bob how do u spell crocidile Bob: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l. Teacher:no Bob thats wrong. Bob: well you asked me how I spell it

The ackware moment when you try to catch a snowflake on your tongue and it gose down your nose.

That funny moment where the teacher tells you to leave the class for asking for asking if you can leave the class to much

That day your mom is cleaning the house and you ask why. Her response "I don't want the cleaning ladies think we live in a pig sty"

Yup that is me

Just say new movie and says it rocks and tells all your friends to see it. Reviews come out say it was terrible. Tells ever one don't see it

That one time where you tell every on you see there is a rainbow outside

Want see a 12 year old girl naked ;) If you said "yes" to your self LEAVE you pedo

Me: mom I am sorry Mom: what happened Me: I took drugs Mom: WHAT! Me: I am sorry the doctor said it was for my health