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Q: What do you call a gay pilot?
A: A pilot. Don’t be homophobic
(I would also accept Gayviator)
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Is anyone else creeped out by the level of censorship on TikTok? If you say a word like “sex” or “penis” they remove the sound entirely. Even doing a handstand gets “don’t try this at home” disclaimers. When did we get so fragile?
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Rich people that run for office are such losers like you could do whatever the fuck you want and you’re like I’m gonna ruin poor people’s lives via meetings
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Oh look, I painted again
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(That’s my butt)
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The one gay FBI agent raiding Trump’s safe at Mar-a-Lago
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These new Nike shoes were designed to help you outrun your problems
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The first Influencer
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4: The market cycle wreaks havoc on investors' emotions
It's completely counter-intuitive that bull markets die from euphoria and are born during despondency, but that's how it works!
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What should I name this one?
(watercolor, 6”x6”)
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About to drive 15 hours from Denver to LA. Wish us luck
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Pride never stops in the metaverse! Come visit the #PridePlaza in #decentraland this week to catch my panel talk and tons of other speakers, music, and activities. Bring a friend and join us at priceless.com/pride when you’re not out at an IRL event! #ad
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Pride never stops in the metaverse! Come visit the #PridePlaza in #decentraland this week to catch my panel talk and tons of other speakers, music, and activities. Bring a friend and join us at priceless.com/pride when you’re not out at an IRL event! #ad
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True love reunited
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hanging out all day in the hotel bathroom for the lighting pic.twitter.com/pRhGeDR65z
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The US has a stunning and horrifying statistic - more children died last year from gun violence than police officers and military service people combined.
Read that again.
#EndGunViolence
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it's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date
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ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS
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The boys in Madrid are kind of cute
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At airport two hours early. He’s ready for fatherhood.
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Instead of revving sounds it does that weird Judas Scream. Nice
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Someone plz photoshop this scooter into something more impressive thanks
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Reminder: inflation isn’t being driven by government spending. It’s being driven by a handful of giant corporations who are jacking up prices and raking in record profits.
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People who only care about Roe V. Wade because “…then gay marriage is next” make my eyes fucking roll.
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Suns out…
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A 10-year-old girl was denied abortion services in Ohio.
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So no, I’m not ok with the Democratic Party’s response federally simply being “vote in November.”
Residents in my state can’t wait till November and 10-year-olds can’t vote.
Here’s what they should be doing.
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Remember when Don’t Say Gay was being passed, and Republicans tried so hard to frame it as a bill prohibiting sex-ed.
Well the law goes into effect in 2 days, and teachers are literally being ordered to scrape off rainbow safe-space stickers from their classroom doors.
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The scene at the Supreme Court this afternoon
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