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It's Wednesday! Time for @TheLunchRead and a cup of a green tea in my new mug! pic.twitter.com/98IovLGc84

IMPORTANT: Snack science. "How many chips are actually in bags of Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and more" http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/snack-chip-value-how-many-chips-in-a-bag-fritos-cheetos-doritos?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social-media&utm_content=How%20many%20chips%20are%20actually%20in%20bags%20of%20Doritos,%20Cheetos,%20Fritos,%20and%20more&ref=twitter-869 … via @Thrillist

Favorite part of grocery shopping: samples. "The Psychology Behind Costco's Free Samples" http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/10/the-psychology-behind-costcos-free-samples/380969/ … via @TheAtlantic

Note to self. "10 Things I Learned by Studying Every #SharkTank Pitch Ever" by @billmurphyjr http://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/10-things-i-learned-by-studying-every-shark-tank-pitch-ever-made.html … via @Inc

Mandatory vacation. Sign us up. "The greatest job perk you’ve never heard of is called 'pre-cation'": http://www.slate.com/articles/business/building_a_better_workplace/2014/09/precation_perks_companies_offer_employees_vacation_before_they_start.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top … via @slate

My daily struggle, today on @TheLunchRead http://bit.ly/1t328s5  pic.twitter.com/i9fqdohJZX

Oh, Brits. We love you, but this is horrendous. http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/brits-suck-at-american-history?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#4bnh4ua … via @BuzzFeed

Here's the reason your grandma doesn't laugh at your stories. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/our-sense-of-humor-changes-as-we-age/380954/ … via @olgakhazan (We still love grandpa jokes.)

Sorrys #Colts fans, you love #nickelback. Further, obviously #giants fans love #jayz. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2212275-colts-fans-love-nickelback-according-to-facebook-user-data-research?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national … via @BleacherReport

For those who watched #transparent last night.. a review to ease into your Monday http://www.vulture.com/2014/09/tv-review-transparent-is-damn-near-perfect.html … via @vulture

We never thought spies could give us great #networking advice, but alas... http://www.fastcompany.com/3036637/hit-the-ground-running/5-networking-secrets-from-a-professional-spy … via @FastCompany @FINDPI

If you weren't already frustrated by the @MTA subway, @bimadew breaks down why it makes absolutely no sense.#tubelove http://bit.ly/1sWoeXa