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Kim Howerton
@theketonist
Keto Martha Stewart for your life. You know, if Martha's mom was from the Bronx, her dad from Arkansas…
SFNYLAkimhowerton.comJoined July 2009

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Steak-umm social media guy for president.
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uncertainty doesn't sell. nuance doesn't sell. long, complex lectures don't sell. a video clip of someone saying "it's complicated" will never perform the way one would of someone using confident, flippant, polarizing rhetoric, and that's a huge problem
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I’m not on Twitter often, but it generally seems to be a place where folks have no idea when to misuse you’re vs your. It’s so rampant in my feed this morning it almost seems intentional. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Wherein I compare counting net carbs to driving without a seatbelt...
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Team Total! 💪🎯 Listen to the full episode I recorded with Kim @theketonist Howerton and @RealCarrieBrown right now 🎧👉 ketowomanpodcast.com/starting-keto- 👈 or on your favourite podcast app. #KetoWoman #KetoWomanPodcast #KetoForBeginners #StartingKeto
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Some lady really talks a lot... oh, that’s me...
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A great place to start 🙌 Listen to the full episode I recorded with Kim @theketonist Howerton and @RealCarrieBrown right now 🎧👉 ketowomanpodcast.com 👈 or on your favourite podcast app. #KetoWoman #KetoWomanPodcast #KetoForBeginners #StartingKeto
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If you need a reminder that even eating keto, constant eating is a horrible idea... try writing and photographing a keto cookbook in a short timespan. Taste testing is metabolically indistinguishable to your body from constant snacking. Apparently.
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Someone on FB just explained to me that human breast milk is vegan. When I mentioned that humans were animals not plants so I was not sure how that was possible, they replied it was because we could give consent to babies to drink our milk. The dumb... it burns.
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At home recovering from an appendectomy. Have to complement the hospital staff. While they did offer juice and carby foods- they were just as happy to let me eat the Keto food family brought. They kept remarking (other than my appendix) what good health I was in. Keto for the win
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Challenges of Keto person on family vacay with non-Keto fam We know you love steak so we got it for dinner!” “Great! What is everyone else eating?”
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Me and my not burned shoulder after 2 hours of playing in the park at 6200 ft elevation with my 3 year old niece, sans sunscreen. As the freckles would indicate, I used to b a quick burner is onto something about this burn protection that comes with diet change
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Fangirl!! Trying to look chill while inside I was jumping and squealing! is indeed both personable and quite possibly one of the fittest men I’ve had the pleasure to walk behind! I was like, that must be a Navy SEAL.. no, it’s Shawn Baker!
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Second Summer Keto. Second Summer sunburn free. I@used to only be able to spend 10 mins under the sun sans sunscreen. Now I’m good at least an hour. Excuse the bra strap tank top. I wantedmore sun exposure. #keto #noseedsoils
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