Without missing a beat he said, "It ain't tricking if you got it."pic.twitter.com/EQCOsqnrqx
This man told me I look like a snack and then asked if he could eat me. I said "I'm the most expensive dish on the menu, sir."
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Listen. If you are quick on your feet with the witty comebacks, you are well on your way to winning with me.
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And he cute.
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His flirting game includes him insisting he pay the $300 bar tab me and my girl just ran up. We see you, nigga.
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His boy not as cute though, so not sure how this is going to work.
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My girl giving me the "Bitch, you better not," look.
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He just asked me if I'm texting my boyfriend
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Show time. Be back later.
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It's not a walk of shame if you are in a car together going to breakfast.
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Me: "My hair looks like who did it and why and please don't it again." Him: "And it looks beautiful on you, so don't worry about it."
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Last night was hella fun. Details soon come, but the quick and dirty: 1. We had an amazing time. 2. He is an excellent conversationalist.
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3. No, I didn't, and not because he or I didn't want to. 4. He's hella dope.
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Anyway, he promised to stuff me full of pancakes. I'll be back later.
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His name in my phone (for the time being, anyway) is "He Did That" because yes he did, hunty.
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He knows that I am a writer, and he is aware that I will likely write about our experience in detail because it was so dope.
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He asked me if his name would be "Mr Big" and I...pic.twitter.com/IdinopSYIE
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Because YES but also no. I am not the "Black Carrie Bradshaw." I'm better and more secure than that bitch ever could be.pic.twitter.com/dOFJ5VGSUB
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But we definitely had a whole ass discussion about Sex and the City. He watched the entire series with his ex, who was obsessed with it.
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He said she fancied herself as Charlotte. Me:pic.twitter.com/jFqe6b1A0v
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This is probably going to get on y'all nerves for the first few days, but you'll deal. When the shiny and new wears off, I'll be better.
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So, "He Did That" is coming to see me in a couple of weeks.
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I've been meaning to write about this for a few days, but I've had a lot going on with work and other stuff.
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When you live an openly non-monogamous life, sometimes navigating the waters can be tricky.
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I want to be careful and not hurt anyone's feelings, but I also want to continue living and sharing my best life.
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Sometimes when you live this life, you will sometimes find yourself having very strong emotions for more than one person.
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Such is the case right now.
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I want to yell and scream and dance across the timeline exuberantly telling y'all about all that's happening with "He Did That."
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But some of my other baes follow me
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and that's another part of the non-monogamy game. Navigating feelings. Although people say they are cool with the open relationship thing
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