Jolson

@thejolson

I live in Columbus. I'm a conservative leaning libertarian NBA loving gamer. RT =/= endorsement. Avatar by

Columbus, OH
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 1

    Oh yea check out the new Avi from . I’m so much prettier when animated

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    Oct 1

    What do you call someone who isn’t funny enough to do stand-up or sexy enough to do porn? I’m that.

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  3. Oct 19

    Went and saw Bad Times at the El Royale- 7/10; Great cast, great setting, and very well acted. The plot didn’t engage me as much as I had hoped but overall good movie

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    Oct 16

    My favorite thing today.

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  5. Retweeted
    Oct 14

    This is why facts > allegations.

    After a Texas officer body cam revealed no sexual assault in a widely-circulated allegation (& civil rights action filed), the lawyer apologized: “I take full responsibility for amplifying these claims to the point of national concern."
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  6. Oct 14

    Now I think about the Oreos hoping I’ll wind up at the gym So far.... not so much

    You ever thought about going to the gym but end up eating an entire row of Oreos instead?
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  7. Oct 14

    More than Bill Cosby? More than Harvey Weinstein? I’m no Kanye fan but this seems to be a shitty take

    Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
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  8. Oct 13

    Appeal to authority is a logical fallacy

    Hahaha. Self-smoking? Sure. You’ve got chutzpah, but you don’t have facts. I’m not saying you can’t study and use your self-proclaimed smarts to be a finance pro, but you’re not there now. Not close. Lmk, when you’ve been an expert witness and we can talk again.
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  9. Oct 13

    So I’m screwed either way

    Being good at flirting is actually more effective than being gorgeous when it comes to attracting a romantic partner, research has revealed.
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  11. Retweeted
    31 Oct 2017

    "It tastes like shit" - FDA

    FDA issues warning about black licorice for Halloween
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    Oct 4

    BREAKING — Turkish Foreign Ministry summons Saudi Ambassador to Turkey and ask for an explanation on the disappearance of

    11 replies 220 retweets 315 likes
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    Oct 4

    When you’re SO pro-wamman, you’re willing to roundhouse kick them to fight for their rights. Heroic 👏

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    Oct 2

    oh look it’s this again

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    Oct 2

    Survey: 10 Out Of 10 Nazi Scientists Do Not Recommend Opening The Ark Of The Covenant

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  17. Oct 2

    Great film

    Thank you to everyone who supported Mission: Impossible Fallout in theaters. We have been working on extras and behind the scenes footage and I’m excited to announce that it will be released on digital on November 20 and Blu-ray on December 4.
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    Oct 1

    In typical fashion, I am late to jump on this bandwagon. It took some time to pack all this luggage

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    Oct 1

    Cosign. People are manufacturing statements that he never drank, or got drunk, then beating the snot out of their strawman. He tried to frame his drinking in the best possible light, but he didn't lie about it, and no, that's not perjury. Temperament & partisanship are real q's.

    Replying to @barryfriedman1 @LiglyCnsrvatari
    Most of the attacks on his veracity have distorted or selectively quoted relevant testimony. Temperament and partisanship are a real issue.
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  20. Sep 30

    Man My Hero Academia’s latest English episode Deku vs Kacchan, Part 2 is fantastic. Really showcases some of the best aspects of this show.

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    Sep 28

    I have THREE more keys for . I have been having a blast in this game. RT/Follow to enter. Will pick winners Saturday the 29th 8 AM ET (tomorrow) just in time for people to enjoy this weekend. <3

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