John M. Carlin

@thejohnny

Cloud herder

Chicago 'burbs
Joined May 2007
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  1. Oct 19

    This is it! Magrathea!

  2. Oct 19

    Beginning to worry that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a setup for the biggest Rick Roll ever.

  3. Retweeted
    Oct 2

    Can't make re:invent, but my wish for new AWS feature is a reasonable HA NAT solution for VPCs. The current state of the art is not so good.

    9 retweets 16 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Sep 20

    If this much of is going to be down today, can we at least get today named International Day or International DevOps Day?

    13 retweets 15 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Sep 20

    “I felt a great disturbance in the Cloud, as if millions of SLAs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly breached”

    54 retweets 55 likes
  6. Sep 18

    Friday Status: egg skillet, avocado, good coffee and Run the Jewels turned way, way up.

  7. Sep 17

    Ryan Adams covering 1989. I can't TayTayke it anymore.

  8. Sep 16

    QOTD: "You should really be wearing pants when you deploy."

  9. Sep 4

    Teen parenting issues: "Dad, keep it down! I'm trying to play Machinehead!"

  10. Aug 25

    Rush hour commute at 34k feet. ORD SEA

    1 like
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    Always remember the three pillars of a good security issue: scary name, awesome logo, dedicated website.

    21 retweets 26 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 24 Seattle, WA

    Killin' it at the how could you not want to stop by? …

    3 retweets 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    Jul 22 Carson, CA

    Let's do this! @ StubHub Center

    1 retweet
  14. Jul 21

    Achievement Unlocked: Butt-dialed myself.

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    Today, I am proud to announce my candidacy for president in 2016. I now stand ready to fight the people of the United States of America.

    13 retweets 9 likes
  16. Jun 30

    Not sure whether the leap second or Buffy killed the live stream.

    3 likes
  17. Jun 18

    Was comfortable with Silicon Valley hitting too close to home until Erlich was prominently holding that Cottonelle.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Two of our devs flying through the air with the greatest of ease! Thanks for a unique team retreat!

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  19. May 30

    Hawks!

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