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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Oct 2019

    To celebrate today's release of In Defense of Elitism, I’m giving away 25 signed copies. I'm the one signing it. If you want someone else to sign it, tell me whom & I'll try my best. Retweet by Thursday at 11:59 pm to enter for the chance to win one.

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  2. Aug 19

    The problem would be solvable if people were merely afraid of the vaccine. They're afraid of everyone involved in creating, producing, distributing, paying for, and promoting the vaccine.

    9 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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  3. Aug 19

    What state did I take this photo in?

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  4. Aug 15

    Words I learned from songs: alias, Vegemite, moot, hedgerow, sacroiliac, Fandango, desultory, philippic, suffragette, calliope, eminence, levee, folderol.

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  5. Aug 7

    I want to ask A.J Jacobs to ask me to ask him to ask me to let me take, conditionally, his hand, the soft pink palm of it: a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face. I’ve deleted all my by gones and ghosted each and every version of myself

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  6. Aug 6

    I wish was still doing the nightly show so I could see Top Ten Deeply Personal Decisions.

    By the way, vaccination is not a "deeply personal decision." It is a routine public health requirement in a civilized society.
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  7. Aug 6

    How am I going to write another book for my brilliant editor now that she put out John Lewis’ final book, out today?

    CARRY ON is available now! Be sure to check out the (narrated by !)
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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 5

    A lot of my parenting is based on my kids having a sketchy understanding of how long “an hour” is.

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  9. Aug 3

    Remake of Pink Floyd’s The Wall starring ?

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  10. Aug 2

    My 12-year-old son said, “It’s gotten so bad even doctors doing surgery aren’t wearing masks.”

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Best twitter bio.

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  12. Jul 28

    For self-preservation, shouldn’t governments level their harshest punishments to those who tried to violently overthrow it?

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    Wonder when insurance companies start adding surcharges for people that choose not to be vaccinated (like they do for smokers).

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  14. Jul 19

    At Burbank City Hall today, I learned that will never have a mayor cooler than Frank. C. Tillson.

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  15. Jul 19

    I just heard the song "Beth" by KISS for the first time in my life, upon my wife's insistence. And I cannot remember a single bit of it. I feel like 50 more listens will not change that.

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  16. Jul 19

    It should be called "iced cream" and there should be a rapper named "Ice-Creem"

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  17. Jul 17

    Pitch to Silicon Valley VCs: Quadruple washed.

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  18. Jul 15

    “If I was going to do a coup, one of the last people I would do it with is General Mark Milley.” If you were the president of the United States who would be your number one pick for coup buddy?

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  19. Jul 14

    Every Bastille Day I have the same sad thought: I have never stormed anything.

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  20. Jul 13

    Bitcoin is a great hedge against boredom.

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  21. Jul 9

    Car people: Ten minutes ago I found out my 2005 Mini Cooper convertible is not coming back from the dead. Suggestions on a new car? I want a convertible two-seater, because I'm turning 50 in two weeks. Suggestions? (New or used okay.)

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