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Exorcist to hold mass for Kavanaugh to counteract witches "hexing" him http://hill.cm/5t3aSyk pic.twitter.com/DMmwUp9OOr
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I hate this world.
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Your Holiness
@Pontifex is it the catholic church’s view Justice Kavanaugh is possessed by a demonic spirit since that is the only acceptable purpose of an exorcism? It’s not a preemptive rite and requires both permission from the parish bishop and a medical exam. -
That a SCOTUS Justice might participate in this whole superstitious 'hex' thing, should seriousky ring alarm bells for Americans. If he goes along with this, shouldn't it disqualify him?
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The exorcist will finish the ceremony by sprinkling Kavanaugh with holy water (AKA Budweiser)
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"I like beer, I've always liked beer, I still like beer?"....don't you like beer?
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Where is that eye roll emoji Twitter? It should be right between retweet and like
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I LOVE HALLOWEEN
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Stop sharing this....Please
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