My son was polite to me when he got home from school today. And he made me a coffee. And he doesn't want anything!?!
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Replying to @thegoldqueen
I did teach him how to put a condom on a banana once. (I was drunk. And maternal. And liberal.)
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Replying to @Bell_of_Galaxy
My rules: No gf before exams done. Once done, gf can stay over but no loud sex plz.
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