How to cook like in Warcraft Bend over cooker slightly Rub hands together menacingly Done!
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How to tend the garden, Warcraft style Bend over flower slightly Rub hands together menacingly Raw ingredients appear in your bag!
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Me: *bends over sink slightly* Me: *rubs hands together menacingly* My kids "wtf u doing?" Me "housework. Oh, you wouldn't understand"
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Me *Hunches over stove* *Rubs hands together menacingly* Kids "Plz no, we want actual dinner!"
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Me *Goes into a supermarket* Me *Stands at counter, waves repeatedly at person standing behind it* Me *Looks in bags* where do i get mail?
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Friend "do you like my new car?" Me "in my day, we kept 4 large riding tigers in our handbags and purses" Friend *backs away*
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Boss "ok this is a team effort so.... Guy why are you naked and jumping up and down on the buffet shouting pull?"
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...I feel like that is something I would do...
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