"Yes... Yes... Yess! This totally evil scrambled eggs will take over the world one day! After I eat them of course."
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How to tend the garden, Warcraft style Bend over flower slightly Rub hands together menacingly Raw ingredients appear in your bag!
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Me: *bends over sink slightly* Me: *rubs hands together menacingly* My kids "wtf u doing?" Me "housework. Oh, you wouldn't understand"
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Get one or eight man Put man in fire Eat man
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