<3 Pork sandwiches work wonders.
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can't eat yet!
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Next time you're drinking - two Advil (or whatever ibuprofen) and 20 ounces of water (bottle of water) before you go to bed.
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it was more "one litre of rum and a massive vomitfest" before bed
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I warned you!
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oh god I remember now
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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hi, I haven't had the courage or time to stream for a while now!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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*pats gently*
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