"I'm a straight talker; I don't mince my words and I'm not afraid to speak my mind" = "I'm a dick I'm a dick I'm a ♫♪ diiiiiiick ♪♫"
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That's one of those dating site cliches. Used to see it all the time. Always meant the same thing.
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"I'm so easy going and laid back" You're a hurricane of drama.
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"I'm so crazy and random!" You once ate something you dropped on the floor, and you think saying any old bollocks is "random" and "funny"
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"I like going out, I like staying in..."pic.twitter.com/AdrkjawcH5
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"I don't watch TV" Ugh, that one used to bother me. It ALWAYS came with the hidden addendum "AND THAT MAKES ME SUPERIOR"
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"I'm a nice guy!" = "I will make a lampshade of your flesh."
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"My pictures are quite old..." They were taken 20 years ago.
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