Can February March? No, but April May
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Man, there sure are a lot of Richards in the world.
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What does the clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit ribbit, and a horny toad says rubbit rubbit
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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I like telling dad jokes Sometimes he even laughs!
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What do you call a joke crossed with a rhetorical question?
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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why is the ocean wet? Because the seaweed.
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