Guy: What’re you wearing? Me: *meticulously describes my outfit* What are <you> wearing? Guy: uh..... khakis? Me: .... were you just asking me to make a joke? Guy: ...maybe...
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Replying to @BoltTheBee
Him: what you wearing? Me: crappy jeans, and a t-shirt that needs a wash Him: never let me ask again
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Replying to @thegoldqueen @BoltTheBee
Him: ok what are you wearing IN MY DREAMS me: well if we are asleep, pyjamas
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Replying to @BoltTheBee
Me "inflatable trex suit k "
10:47 PM - 12 Jul 2019
from Sheffield, England
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