Guy: What’re you wearing? Me: *meticulously describes my outfit* What are <you> wearing? Guy: uh..... khakis? Me: .... were you just asking me to make a joke? Guy: ...maybe...
Him: ok what are you wearing IN MY DREAMS me: well if we are asleep, pyjamas
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Me: How should I know it’s your dream?
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Me "inflatable trex suit k "
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