Dan

RIP Steve Strange. That is if you can get any peace above the clamour of people pretending they were fans of your music.

Why have we trusted the finances of the nation to a repeat failure like @George_Osborne? #ToriesOut #ToryScum

Demand the resignation of @David_Cameron #ToriesOut #ToryScum #puddingfacedgoon

The 'express' in Gatwick Express is a lie. I'm on one now and it's stopped. It's been running like a snail. Such good value.

I'm already totally over this week and it's only fucking Monday.

Would quite like a sleep in mah bed but it's 60 miles away.

Demand the resignation of George Osborne #ToryScum #ToriesOut

Demand the resignation of David Cameron #ToryScum #ToriesOut

Demand the resignation of Ian Duncan Smith. #ToryScum #ToriesOut

Both #gatwickexpress trains taken between Brighton and Victoria today have been late. Really looking forward to the fare hike next year.

Amazing train chaos today. Since leaving the house this morning, it's taken roughly three hours to get home. Yeah.

Wonder what Dapper Laughs is going to do with all of his unexpected time off. Actually, I don't care what that scum bag is doing, really.

Flesh tunnels are shit and they look shit. Them ears, in 20 years. Shit.

5 car train 3 days in a row? What gives, @gatwickexpress? Lost half a train? Can I pay half fare for half a service?

A vote for UKIP is a wasted vote. Vote tomorrow, vote for a party that represents you. Not one that resents you.

Oh and shitey leaky iPhone ear buds is it, pal? Fucks sake.

Wish the guy sitting next to me on the train knew how to chew with his mouth closed. Sounds like he trying to suck off a cloud.

Stuck on @GatwickExpress for nearly 20 minutes, driver has no clue why we're not moving other than 'congestion'. Business as usual (shite).

Listen to weird music. @Kellarband http://Kellar.bandcamp.com