Faceberg on Twitter: "You stare at MSExcel spreadsheets all day, come home, and listen to this guy yell something about Russia. Forever. Such is life in America.… https://t.co/KCqU21FnPa"

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1. Haggers “Hagsy” Barlowe, 1/1024th Liberal‏ @haggerskme Feb 23
  Replying to @thefaceberg
  
  If you have to listen to a lesbian pound on the table about Russia, at least let it be Russian lesbians the lesbian is pounding on the table.
  
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1. K. Elmer‏ @KaeElmer 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica @OBB_3
  
  Fuck that guy!
  
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1. BUY DAT DIP ‏ @buyTFdip 13 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  Fred Savage looking good for his age tho
  
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1. Pat Campbell‏ @PC1170 Feb 23
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  That's still funny!
  
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1. Snork Cosmodix‏ @CosmodixSnork 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  Worked in IT ive seen people get visible frustration when their spreadsheets have to close as if they're life will cease without it open.
  
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1. Emo Gamer Girl Feet Pic Rationalist Skeptic‏ @mrmarfanman Feb 24
  Replying to @thefaceberg
  
  lol is this image doctored because it's pretty funny
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1. Bubba Ganoush‏ @map575 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  It is late, and I read this and water came out of the corner of my eyes... I needed that - donkey shake
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1. Johnny Soybean‏ @LeHomme79 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  actually pretty accurate for a lot of people
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1. The Hand‏ @cinemashotime 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  Thing is, it's not as socially acceptable to punch him in the face.
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1. Robo ‏ @Robo9691 12 May 2017
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1. Pandemonium Piper‏ @pandemoniumpipe 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica
  
  Or worse you find out Louise Mensch has been right all along but it was too late...pic.twitter.com/7nvoejk9vr
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1. PilgrimInProgress ن‏ @ecpeschi 12 May 2017
  Replying to @thefaceberg @weimerica @FlavianReturns
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