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Dave fan with far too much time on his hands. 2017 NYT: http://tinyurl.com/ydy8ql86  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=26278592 

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    1. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      My Norm Macdonald story: On May 12, 2015, I received a note from someone requesting that I contact Norm regarding help he was seeking. I was given his contact info, so I emailed him and asked what he was looking for. He wrote back:

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    2. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      "Thanks, Don. All I am looking for is Dave's stand-up jokes, before he was a talk-show host." So I sent him some audio files from Dave's radio days.

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    3. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      Two days later, May 14, Norm performed his last stand-up for Dave (taped this day, aired the next). He ended it by retelling an old Dave joke he says he heard growing up while watching him on Canadian TV.

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    4. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      It wasn't among the audio files I had sent him. He had evidently reached out to others besides me for help, and chose what someone else had sent him.

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    5. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      So his entire setup to retelling an old Dave joke was completely made up. He hadn't heard it while growing up in Canada; he had acquired it a couple days before his stand-up from someone else whose help he had requested.

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    6. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      The following morning I contacted him again, praising his performance. Norm replied: "Thanks, Don, for the kind words. Also, thank you for the stuff you sent me. Fascinating. Reminded me of Bob and Ray. Where do you live, Don?"

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    7. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      I responded; and our conversation ended. A couple years later, in late July 2017, I wrote to Norm again, soon after his online interview with Dave. I talked about Dave's wordplay, specifically his running jokes on "Words you'll never find in the Bible."

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    8. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      Norm responded: "Another running joke I remember him doing in the monologue was introducing stars and their wives from the audience. Two I recall: Ladies and gentlemen, with us tonight Mr. and NRA. Abolhassom Bani-Sadr. Give a hand to the Bani-Sadrs folks.

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    9. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      "And: folks, I couldn't be more proud. Here with us tonight Bo Diddly and his lovely wife. Give a hand to the Diddlys." He kinda got that Diddly joke wrong; it was Jane Pauley in a Cold Open, seen here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoEuyObRkY …

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      Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14

      But no matter; just conversing with Norm was a privilege. And after I uploaded all of his Dave appearances in a five-part compilation, he followed me on the Twitter. What a talent. (/end)

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        1. Brian‏ @bricon Sep 14
          Replying to @thedonz5

          What a wonderful thing to have had those exchanges with him.

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        2. Rabbit Ears TV  📺‏ @W0EPD_TV Sep 14
          Replying to @thedonz5

          did you know he was sick?

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        3. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14
          Replying to @W0EPD_TV

          Not a clue.

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        2. Elisa‏ @lilylemony Sep 14
          Replying to @thedonz5

          I tweeted to him once about how much I enjoyed his book. He very graciously thanked me. I'm wondering how his head fangirl who runs I'm Not Norm is holding up.

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        3. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14
          Replying to @lilylemony

          I thought of that channel as well.

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        2. JGimpelMedia‏ @JGimpelMedia Sep 14
          Replying to @thedonz5

          Nice story. Would love to hear Dave comment on Norm's untimely passing.

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        3. Don Giller‏ @thedonz5 Sep 14
          Replying to @JGimpelMedia

          pic.twitter.com/OQoRblDtJn

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        1. Len Lumbers‏ @thegoldenyear Sep 14
          Replying to @thedonz5

          On a soul-crushing day, thanks for the reminder of this cornerstone compilation. A+, Don.🙏 It makes me very happy to know Norm was aware of this set. We can safely assume he watched. I’d love to think it brought him pleasure in dark times. Makes me a lil’ misty, actually.

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        1. Len Lumbers‏ @thegoldenyear Sep 14
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          In the wake of this, I hope new eyes don’t bring I’m Not Norm’s account any trouble: his act isn’t for everyone. The outpouring of appreciation’s an indicator of his true standing in his field. @blakebellwriter and I caught three tours in Toronto, ‘09, ‘10 and ‘11. Here’s ‘09:pic.twitter.com/BuBjcSqmVm

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