Come on. That’s funny.
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I agree it’s the latter.
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Well, this one's an academic.
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I honestly think that these people just really enjoy lying on the internet and don't think anyone will call them on it. I know this, because I'm a clinical expert with a Masters in Internet Lying.
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Bring, brang, brung.
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I think it’s clear who ISN’T a member of Mensa.
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On the internet I speak as a "plumbing artisan." But in a real life, I speak as a moron.
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