He gave you an put there (“am I crazy”) I suggest you take it.
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“Out there”. I think you knew that.
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You could tell him that yes it happened and it was so goddamned strong it went through the tv wires and fried your VCR.
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5/24/86, Sandra Bernhard, Harvey Pekar & Leon Redbone. ...well, no, but wouldn't that be an awesome show?
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Wait, you don’t have a fart file?

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I have a cursing file, a "Nowhere in the Bible" file, but, alas, no fart file. If you don't count Bill Wendell.https://youtu.be/nmAoK7UpLEo
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That’s easy, Don: Yes. Maybe. No. No. NEXT!!
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I don't remember this, so it didn't happen [I hope].
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That's from Leno...
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True story: There was a Beyondo sketch where Kevin Eubanks suddenly said to Jay, "Eww, did you just fart?"
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