Feeling like we could use Letterman right about now. “Top 10 Virus Pick-Up Lines” and such.
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Maybe
@thedonz5 can offer something close from his vast Letterman archive?
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I knew you'd come through for us! Thanks!
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Close enough.
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8. "You have a dry cough?
#MeToo
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6. "Let's say you and me head back to my place so we can flatten the curve." (I have no idea what that means.)
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A keeper!
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4. "Let's make this quick. We both live in a nursing home."
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