I once overheard " my husband was in EYEraq and got wounded by an IUD."
Overheard while walking down the street: “I don’t want to pay for high five when I can get it for free from my neighbor’s high five.” “You mean WiFi.”
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I also actually hate paying for "high fives". They should be free when I do a good job!
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