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So here is my #parksdenton story... (1/?)

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I like meeting Gay Twitter ppl IRL... have prob met 200 folks. Some I ❤, some are 🚮, but it's always fun to grab a beer (2/?)

Abt a month ago I noticed this really cute guy followed me... half Asian, ottery, had two ear piercings like in the middle of his ear (3/?)

It was #ParksDenton. So we chat on DM a little and he said he moved to NYC in January and freelances.. I think copywriting? (4/?)

So I suggest a beer at Nowhere Bar and he's down. 1st red flag, his name is weird so I Google it & find stuff abt a Dallas suburb (5/?)

But whatever it's fine. 2ND RED FLAG tho he changes his pic and it looks wayyyyy different. The one he has now. Not rly my type at all (6/?)

So I ask him and he said his friend took a rly good pic and he was very much not half Asian. Ok so weird but whatev. Still on for beer (7/?)

Day before our beer he says work got busy and asks to push it one day. I say ok bc why wouldn't I? (8/?)

Next day I go to Nowhere, not too far from my office. Grab one beer, hang in the back. He never shows. I finish beer after 25 mins (9/?)

And then I realized I was catfished which has never happened in all 200 of my other Gay Twitter hangs. (10/?)

I'm 32, I don't have time for this shit. Cut to tonight when apparently the cat(fish) was let out of the bag. And scene. (11/11)