Macro dosing. It’s a thing too.
Pinned Tweet
Follow
Darcy Michael
@theDarcyMichael
Darcy Michael’s Tweets
DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious
641
38.9K
488.7K
Wow someone really did this
97
2,864
21.8K
Twitter Blue is suspended already 🎉 It’s , it’s almost like verification existed for the sole purpose of stopping impersonation? Y’all im starting to think this el*n guy might be a fucking idiot.
4
12
215
Elon's destruction of Twitter's value is almost a Biblical parable when you think of the good he could have done in the world with that money. Instead he let his ego, avarice and insanity guide his actions. Lead with love.🙏
241
2,191
10.5K
FASCISM IS DEAD IN AMERICA AFTER DEVASTATING LOSS 49.7-49.3
264
3,916
58.5K
Show this thread
How do I know so much about how does things? I spent 3 years investigating Tesla at from 2018-2021. Here are some of sloppy, dangerous, callous, things I learned:
1,965
35.4K
111.4K
Show this thread
We just opened the last ten spots on our Greece adventure. So if you wanna see what travelling with me is like first hand, join us.
Quote Tweet
It doesn’t get more idyllic than touring #Greece! Stroll in the shadows of the #Acropolis, hike along volcanic cliffs & splash in the sea with @thedarcymichael + husband Jer. Join these #funny guys for the trip of a lifetime. trov.co/3UDXYFl #eurotrip #kalytera #fun
6
12
When you're 3 but just sold your first house
522
17.4K
163.8K
Show this thread
As a joke I made a horrible voice audition to make my agent laugh, with plans to send the real one after. But I forgot and she sent it without listening. I’ll bet good money I don’t book this.
3
2
91
Elon Musk in April: "For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral."
Elon Musk on Monday: "I recommend voting for a Republican Congress."
8,368
16K
65.8K
he’s taking away our free speech
1,438
55.5K
433.9K
Show this thread
Finally some good news. I’m very proud and excited to confirm this.
Quote Tweet
EXCLUSIVE: Dave Foley has joined the cast of FX’s #Fargo for Season 5 as a series regular deadline.com/2022/11/fx-far
Show this thread
274
137
5,550
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
693
53.6K
293.5K
Show this thread
watching it all burn in my new top
38
173
4,650
Since this place is slowly burning down to the ground - why not come hang out with me on TikTok or Youtube or Instagram OR ALL? Just search thedarcymichael and you'll find my sweet ass throwing content around like it's free
4
2
65
10/10 response.
Quote Tweet
Can't. mouth too full of ass. try back later twitter.com/ReverendJWBake…
1
1
14
Best answer ever… and can be used in any situation hehehe
Quote Tweet
Can't. mouth too full of ass. try back later twitter.com/ReverendJWBake…
2
1
23
🗣live with love in your heart and a cock on your lips!!!
What a vibe
Quote Tweet
listen, I know me even replying to you at all is probably making you rock hard and Im happy to help cuz it's probably been a while since you've felt anything.
But I live with love in my heart, and a cock on my lips. If the next life doesn't have that, I made the most of this one twitter.com/ReverendJWBake…
1
20
listen, I know me even replying to you at all is probably making you rock hard and Im happy to help cuz it's probably been a while since you've felt anything.
But I live with love in my heart, and a cock on my lips. If the next life doesn't have that, I made the most of this one
Quote Tweet
Replying to @theDarcyMichael
Do you give no thought to the fate of your eternal soul? What will you say to the Lord on the day of judgement?
6
11
205
In light of the latest cowardly homophobic attack on a donut shop in Tulsa for simply hosting a drag show, reupping this video on from June. #tulsa
0:20
1.4K views
6
11
107
Do you mean the one in Vatican City? Or your local church? BE SPECIFIC!
Quote Tweet
Replying to @Micro_Mama and @theDarcyMichael
Do you worship at the altar of organized sodomy?
6
3
83
GoFundme for the donut shop is here if you are inclined to support them!
46
1,215
3,376
Show this thread
Can't. mouth too full of ass. try back later
Quote Tweet
Replying to @theDarcyMichael
Repent Sodomite
7
20
314
I mean if we're talking statistically? The bibles fucked more kids than any number of drag queens.
get the fuck out of my mentions "reverend" cuz Im not sitting back anymore.
Quote Tweet
4
6
154
Drag Queens aren't the problem.
Angry white men in red hats are the terrorists.
Fuck your hate you weak little bitches, don't fuck with my donuts or my drag.
4
19
162
it has been interesting, over the years, to watch you blossom from the electric car guy into a fully-formed piece of shit twitter.com/elonmusk/statu
This Tweet is unavailable.
26.8K
10.5K
54.7K
There’s this terrifying trend where homophobes, transphobes and racists think that free speech means being free from consequences and that simply isn’t the case.
Come for me in the dms anytime but post publicly where kids can see it? Nope.
I’m coming for you
1
8
63
Show this thread
Our dishwasher stopped working but according to my husband “it’s just napping, let’s leave it for the night”
3
1
70
This is starting to feel mean.
1
33
Show this thread
Here's hoping Minister takes another look at Section 4/4.2 of C-11. Tiny change, big benefit.
-
I mean, I'd be one of the few to benefit from this bill because my face would be all over Canada 24/7 but even I think that's a bad idea.
Quote Tweet
6
19
108