Dan Hawkins

@thedanhawkins

Founder . Web designer, developer, architecture grad, entrepreneur, problem-solver making the web more fun one line of code at a time.

London, UK
prophetandfalcon.co.uk
Joined October 2009
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  1. May 26

    Hey do you have a rough date for when I can make more contributions to my lifetime ISA?

  2. May 21

    So just called to ask for help dealing with noisy party next door and they told me to call the council office which is closed..

    1 reply
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    LinkedIn is legitimately great at reminding you just how lucky you are that you don’t work for pricks like this.

    21 replies 92 retweets 173 likes
  4. Jan 28

    Aziz Ansari: Why Trump Makes Me Scared for My Family

  5. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Also noted for history: said fuck all about it.

    Noted for history: A Trump administration executive order banned refugees from entering the United States on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
    67 replies 2,292 retweets 3,707 likes
  6. Jan 26

    Today I learned... The human philtrum has no real use but for dogs it might help them smell.

  7. Jan 25

    Today I learned... Dams in rivers can cause earthquakes.

  8. Jan 24

    Today I learned... The first 200 parachutists to land in Normandy on D-Day were all called Rupert.

  9. Jan 23

    Today I learned... Wolves in Yellowstone National Park moved the rivers.

  10. Jan 22
    Replying to

    Second post: Concrete improved the education of kids in Mexico.

  11. Jan 22
    Replying to

    First post: Cincinnati has an entire subway system below the ground, but it’s never been used.

  12. Jan 22

    I've started a blog for all the little facts I pick up in my reading, listening and watching.

    2 replies 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    Jan 13

    Biden:<whispers> not Slytherin ... not Slytherin Obama: Joe, this isn't-- Biden: ... not Slytherin ... Obama: you know what, Gryffindor

    508 replies 72,480 retweets 163,951 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    Every day, around 6:30am in New York, an angry billionaire awakens in a gilded penthouse to tweet furiously about how he is a victim.

    751 replies 35,925 retweets 74,532 likes
  15. 28 Dec 2016

    I need a gif of smashing his chest in to that guy 😂

  16. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2016

    Here's to Carrie Fisher, who drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

    10 replies 3,804 retweets 5,435 likes
  17. 27 Dec 2016

    May the force always be with you.

    1 reply
  18. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2016

    Mean guy stole my parking space, overheard him asking staff for croissants, I took the last 2 and hid them with the tinned peas

    3 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
  19. 30 Nov 2016

    useful and made me laugh. by

    1 reply
  20. 26 Nov 2016

    The mountains are in you. @…

    1 reply

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