Dan Currie

@TheDanCurrie

Comedian. Founder Mac's Monday Comedy Night. Host of

Michigan
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Joined March 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 3

    Recently, I've had some people ask me how to start doing stand-up. Here is my answer.

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  2. Jul 16

    Feeling a touch stressed out so I'm bumpin' the Stardew Valley soundtrack at work. Thanks for the great music

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  3. Jul 15

    This is my nickname.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    It’s ironic cats have nine lives because people with nine cats don’t have one.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Dear : When people tell me to "go back" to China or Japan, that is racist because they are treating me differently based on race. Like you Brit Hume, my home is America. I don't have a different home because my skin color happens to be different from your skin color.

    Trump’s “go back” comments were nativist, xenophobic, counterfactul and politically stupid. But they simply do not meet the standard definition of racist, a word so recklessly flung around these days that its actual meaning is being lost.
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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Tonight at ! Great line-up, plus a few surprises!

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    198) It’s not a competition. Your colleague’s success can only broaden the reach of our art form and make your’s more likely. Don’t concern yourself with being better than anyone. That’s not conducive to creativity. Just try to be DIFFERENT from everyone.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, one of President Trump's strongest allies on Capitol Hill, declined to condemn the President over his racist tweets against several minority members of Congress, instead calling them a "bunch of communists."

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    This is racist, Biff. The only thing worse than actually being hateful and racist, is casually wielding hate and racism to activate your base in an unrelenting, painfully transparent, and crushingly on-brand effort to soothe your only true devotion: feeding your insatiable ego.

    So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    Check out who is here in Aug! Aug 1-3 & Aug 8-10 Aug 15-17 & Aug 22-24 Aug 29-31 & Get tickets at

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    Jul 10

    1 Year, 6 Months, 9 Days, 23 Hours, 12 Minutes, and 5 Seconds

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    I'd rather defeat Mitch and drain the swamp.

    Amy McGrath now qualifies for July’s Democratic presidential debate
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    Jul 9

    Dear , I 👏 AM 👏 NOT 👏 WISCONSIN 👏 Fix this, or send a free case to all my residents. Your call. Sincerely, America’s Peninsula

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    Toledo, thank you for packing the place out for our special Saturday show, even indoors! Our next comedy show is Thursday with headlining, and the forecast is calling for a beautiful night on the roof. It's at 8pm sharp and it's FREE, so come on down!

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    Jul 9

    Rooftop Comedy at is back this Thursday with , , and . We're expecting beautiful weather and tons of laughs, and it's all free! 8pm showtime.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    If you idiots don't shut up, then I'M going to be the new Ariel, and NOBODY will be able to jerk off to it.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    Sure, mercury might be in retrograde, but you also might just be an asshole who makes terrible choices

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  18. Jul 9

    Thanks to for catching this moment.

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  19. Jul 9

    I was chased by a skunk last night.

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  20. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2018

    Now that billionaire child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein is back in the news, it seems like a good time to take a closer look at allegations that Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old girl at Epstein's Manhattan home in 1994. Trump is more than overdue for his reckoning...

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    We have a great line-up tonight! Come visit! 9 PM.

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