Demon Newman

@thedamon

senior fronty web dev . rarely artistic . . my hands are human hands. he/him

London, Canada
Joined April 2009

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  1. 1 hour ago

    Anyone have experience with services that do automatic front-end performance analysis and testing? Thinking of adding lighthouse-cli to our pipeline scripts but... this is a public site, surely i can give someone a url and $10 a month and they'll do it all for me?

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  2. Retweeted

    After crime plummeted in 2020, Baltimore will stop drug, sex prosecutions

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  3. 3 hours ago

    My Bluetooth keyboard is really laggy right now and I might need to quit my job and/or run straight into the sea.

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  4. Mar 25

    Am I right about how that works? I’m wondering how much municipal gov does to/could do to nudge businesses toward reducing waste

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  5. Mar 25

    But I also wonder about the municipal level where cities (at least this one) apparently collect residential but not commercial recycling and what impact that has.

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  6. Mar 25

    The gaslighting via the industry that produces the carbon trying to convince individuals that it’s them who needs to combat change is a real thing with real big advertising spends.

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  7. Mar 25

    It’s almost poetic thinking about individuals and families working hard to reduce food waste and how much that compares to the amount of food the industry wastes. We are being gaslit.

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  8. Mar 23

    Who needs container queries when we have iframes?

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  9. Mar 18

    I like snapshot testing. I like needing to reckon with the markup we're programatically churning out.

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  10. Mar 18

    for one.. maybe they can figure out what happened and write an article for us 🙃

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  11. Mar 18

    Anyone else notice a whole lot of horizontal scrolling on websites in iOs Safari where previously there was none?

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  12. Mar 14

    Anyone have albums they always pull out for specific situations? Mine is PJ Harvey - Let England Shake when the snow is melting away and the sun is streaming down. Not a topical match but it just sounds so right in that context

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  13. Mar 14

    Dno if this is a prank or what but WHAT?

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  14. Mar 13

    For the record: Half birthday = Hay birdie (a la hay penny) = heyday

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  15. Mar 11

    I wish reviewing commit messages and deciding on a merge strategy could be a reviewable aspect of PRs. Any of the git web interfaces provide an interface for this?

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  16. Mar 10

    Emergency alert on my iphone steals airpods audio from the meeting I'm at on my Mac? Srsly? i really want to like big sur's airpods sharing feature but wtf. is this happening to other people or is it a Teams thing or a me thing?

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  17. Mar 10

    Should have GPS and shut itself off automatically when used inside nature areas

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    Think I broke my team’s brain today when I told them my answer to any consistency question is always what the lady who does my eyebrows says: “They need to be cousins not twins”

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  19. Mar 9

    Understanding development planning jargon: Strategic: Will never be finished Tactical: Will never work properly

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  20. Mar 7

    Ahhhh! 🌅 That special time that happens every year in London, When you are reminded of how atrocious London Hydro is. It's so bad it's almost poetic.

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