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@thechrisbarron

Singer of and The Canoes. Lover of pecan pie. . Solo record: Angels And One-Armed Jugglers. Order now:

New York, NY
Joined June 2009

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    I believe it’s “Bidibidip bidipdiptididip bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibi”

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  3. Here are some ancient aliens who evolved into deer.

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  5. Please Retweet! Chris Baron Solo!!! Rockwood 3, NYC, Wednesday, Jan 16, 8:30pm. Tix:

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    Here's the entire compilation of Trump swearing up a fucking storm. If you are offended by Rashida Tlaib's colorful language but not Trump's, your problem might not be the language.

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    Jan 3

    TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: holy shit u called it, congrats

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  11. Jan 3

    Is there a place where they put all the Christmas trees in a pile and set them on fire ‘cause can I come?

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  12. Jan 3

    The thing about bad guys is they generally have a flaw (usually greed or a blinding hatred) that makes them poor at enacting a solid plan.

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  13. Jan 3

    Life hack: Put a $20 in the pocket of your winter coat at the end of winter. Then when you find it next year you’re like, “Sweet.”

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  14. Jan 3

    Please retweet! Chris Barron solo, NYC, Rockwood Music Hall 3, Wednesday, 1/16, 8:30pm!!!!

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    30 Dec 2018

    Sometimes I worry that I worry too much about how my bearness might worry others and their otherness instead of worrying about important things pertaining to bearness such as worrying about being a bear. Other times I nap, considerably.

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    Jan 1

    A bit of New Year business in A major on an early ‘50s Gibson LG-2. . . . . . . .

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  18. Jan 2

    When I’m having a good time stand back.

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  19. Retweeted
    4 Jul 2018

    Maybe your brain is mean to you because it has a crush on you

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    27 Nov 2018

    Me, age 4: When I grow up I wanna be a penguin! Me, age 28: *still working on becoming a penguin*

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  21. Jan 1

    A bit of New Year business in A major on an early ‘50s Gibson LG-2. . . . . . . .

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