Ben Harkins

@TheBenHarkins

Comedian, I win all of my fights.

Portland
Joined January 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 7

    5 Year Old Me: If you spin around fast for a long time, you get dizzy. It's fun. Current Me: If I spin around fast for a long time, it's the only way I can feel anything.

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  2. Jul 16

    WEDNESDAY- Semi Finals of Portland's Funniest Person at Helium 8pm. hmu for comps THURSDAY- Headlining Spilt Milk at the Vault 7pm FRIDAY- Hosting my baby, Dark Web Tonight at Kickstand Comedy 9pm

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  3. Jul 14

    THIS FRIDAY 9pm at Kickstand! Dark Web Tonight is back in style with fresh vids and hot riffs! Appearances from Ben Warren, Brandon Lyons, Laura Anne Whitley, Pallavi Gunalan and Dylan Jenkins! Clear your night!

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  4. Jul 14

    If you can't sleep and your nose bleeds for 3 days it means somebody loves you.

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  5. Jul 13

    This Wednesday at 8pm! I'm competing in the semi finals of Portland's Funniest Person! 10 comps available hmu

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  6. Jul 10

    Great free show at Doug Fir! 6 pm TMRW!

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  7. Jul 7

    BREAKING NEWS- This thing is actually called a shuttlecock

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  8. Jul 1

    If the Undertaker got behind the wheel of Grave Digger, no force on earth (including death) could challenge him.

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  9. Jul 1

    Tattoo of a ribcage over my actual ribcage... PROS - looks hot, esp w/ gas mask -frieghtens chumps CONS -jealous friends

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  10. Jun 30

    VIDEO GAMES: You can be a cat wizard w/ huge knockers and kill God. ME: Perfect VG: There's a morality system. Doing the right thing unlocks an ideal outcome. ME: So unrealistic, wft

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  11. Jun 29

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  12. Jun 29

    BREAKING NEWS- MTN dew has a contest where they will give you kidney stones for $21.00

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  13. Jun 29

    So, riding a bike naked is "cool" but when I mistakenly walk around with my fly open for at least an hour it looks "really dumb". Ok Portland, sound logic

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  14. Jun 29

    Show tonight! 930 at Tanker Bar!

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  15. Jun 28

    2Shows 2night 9:00- Cheerful Bullpen 10:30- Al's Den

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  16. Jun 28

    Marianne W might not be "grounded" but c'mon, that Power of Love stuff was badass. It's like Falkor is running for president.

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  17. Jun 28

    Tonight!

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  18. Jun 27

    Some days I clean my room and some days I don't. Unrelated- Did you know that dust can grow gills?

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  19. Jun 27

    orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't see banana orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't say banana orange you glad i didn't say

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  20. Jun 26

    This QAnon Meetup is gonna be fuckin LIT

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  21. Jun 26

    Catch me tonight at Mississippi Pizza 9:30pm

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