Christopher MooreOvjeren akaunt

@TheAuthorGuy

Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 16 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, NOIR, & coming May 2020, Shakespeare for Squirrels.

San Francisco
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    We're going to record this podcast this week, kids, so post your questions for actor, writer, Shakespeare scholar, Austin Tichnor below this tweet.

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    📅 3rd February 2020

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    Q: What better Valentine's gift is there than a Signed First Edition copy of by ? A: There isn't anything better.🐿️💗📚 Pre-Order yours👉🏽

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  4. Just took the "Which Disney Princess are you" quiz. Turns out I am Stitch.

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  5. Motion to henceforth prohibit use of the phrase "at the end of the day," in any public discourse.

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  6. Motion to never again allow the phrase "at the end of the day" to be used.

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  7. I am so looking forward to a Democratic President who I can go for weeks without thinking about.

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  8. Your Daily Affirmation: Away from me, thou billious dongfish! thou scrofulous merkin! thou paroxsmal fap clown! thou incontinent fuckweasel, away. I walk in beauty, like the night. And whatnot. With waffles.

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    prije 6 sati

    The one, the only, himself, Christopher Moore, will be interviewing ME for an upcoming apparently jumbo-sized episode of the Podcast! Tweet your questions below and we'll discuss as many as we can.

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    Oberon’s mistake? Thinking his marriage would turn around once Titania hit Bottom.

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  12. Someone's trying to hack my Facebook account right now. They keep texting me my reset code. That'll teach me to make jokes about Facebook Fascist Propagana Groups. Sorry, Zuck, your choice to run false political ads.

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    Local Man Doesn’t Know Puerto Rico Is Part of the United States

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  14. Fascist Propaganda: Facebook Group

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  16. More Michael Sheen. I want to do crimes and blame them on him.

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  18. Taking this opportunity at 10 million dollars a minute to point out to the President that Puerto Rico is part of the USA.

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  19. Shakira's hips don't lie, but JLo's will exaggerate. I know. I'm already sorry.

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  20. JLo owning the pole.

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