Vedant

@the_vedant

Marian

Mumbai
Joined May 2009
Born on May 27, 1995
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  1. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    I met this man who was reluctant to trace his family lineage. He turned out to be Jain, so he was just uncomfortable with his roots.

    12 replies 71 retweets 285 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    Guy: Kohli made 2 today Statistician: This is Kohli's top score against Eng in T20s as captain in a non-leap year with Trump as US president

    12 replies 738 retweets 768 likes
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    Jan 30

    Idea was originally Birla+AT&T+Tata (Then known as Batata) Now if there is a merger with Vodafone it should be called - "Batata Voda"

    Consolidation is happening.
    2 replies 167 retweets 126 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    This exchange between Martial and Mata 🔥🔥

    5 replies 473 retweets 536 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    *traffic light turns green* *guy behind me starts honking incessantly* me: "AB TOH main itnaaa slooowwww chaloonga tu dekh..."

    18 replies 428 retweets 743 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jan 2
    Replying to

    Mourinho: "Which decisions went United's way? My decisions to play Mata at half-time and Rashford later? Thank you very much."

    5 replies 216 retweets 189 likes
  7. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2016

    You'll drop a fire tweet and not make numbers. Another person tweets the exact thing and boom

    You'll drop a fire tweet and not make numbers. Another person tweets the exact thing and boom
    142 replies 22,913 retweets 17,499 likes
  8. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2016
    Replying to

    I absolutely love that an agency with millions of dollars in funding assigned this task to an intern using MS Paint.

    71 replies 5,725 retweets 22,547 likes
  9. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2016

    And the person you're buying it from needs all of this too.

    23 replies 392 retweets 261 likes
  10. Retweeted
    5 Jan 2013

    🙈 See no evil. 🙉 Hear no evil. 🙊 Monkey beat-boxing

    62 replies 3,715 retweets 3,899 likes
  11. Retweeted
    7 Dec 2016

    I asked the guard "ATM chal raha hai kya?". And he said "nahi, yahin khada hai". I've installed Twitter on his phone instead of Paytm.

    42 replies 2,260 retweets 2,598 likes
  12. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2016

    Germany mein bohot thand hai. Zero degree temperature hai. Mein Kampf raha hoon. (how do I get rid of these thoughts in my head pls help)

    21 replies 165 retweets 442 likes
  13. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2016

    Meanwhile in the United dressing room Fellaini: Sorry, boss. I should have kept my legs together. Mourinho: No, your mum should have.

    46 replies 1,701 retweets 1,152 likes
  14. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2016

    De Bruyne miss with Martin Tyler commentary. I'm dead. 😂

    13 replies 515 retweets 524 likes
  15. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2016

    OMG YOU LIED NdT

    3 replies 254 retweets 204 likes
  16. Retweeted
    23 Nov 2015

    A group of Modi fans walk in to a coffee shop...

    17 replies 870 retweets 686 likes
  17. Retweeted
    24 Nov 2016

    Manmohan Singh: "Demonetisation's been a monumental management failure" "Any suggestions?" "Should've done what I did" "What?" "Nothing"

    18 replies 958 retweets 879 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2016

    Big welcome to move by RBI to increase limits of e-wallets to Rs20,000. India's cashless revolution gets another boost! Great for consumers.

    20 replies 81 retweets 186 likes
  19. Retweeted
    17 Feb 2016

    *Kanye West lands in Kolkata* *Bengali fans at the airport* *screaming* "KANYE BEST KANYE BEST KANYE BEST" "Man, I love this city"

    17 replies 441 retweets 507 likes

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