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A pregnant woman drove in the HOV lane alone in Texas and is arguing she can’t be ticketed because the Supreme Court overturned Roe v Wade… and now Texas law says that a fetus is a person 😂
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Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha the fucking Washington Post.
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BIDEN: “The First Lady's husband has tested positive for COVID”
That would be him.
You can’t make this up.
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This whole Superbowl is boomer nostalgia
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Joe Burrow says Evan McPherson came up and said "looks like we're going to the AFC Championship Game" right before he went out to kick the 52-yard game-winner.
Talk about having confidence.
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The recitation of facts is increasingly viewed as political, and even offensive. That is a grim omen.
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Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.
Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
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when someone famous passes away, is it some sort of flex for other famous people to post pictures they had with them? #RIPVIRGIL
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Sucker punch at youth basketball game in Orange County leaves girl with concussion; mother has filed police report abc7.la/3H8M5Bl
I’m moving back to Edmonton for playoffs. They are a full blown wagon. Cactus Club and Oiler wins…what a life.
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Exclusive: Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name theverge.com/2021/10/19/227
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Anybody knows when is Overwatch 2 coming out?😊
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real or fake?
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“How are you the last one to your own party!?”

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GERMANY - yellow badges to identify the vaccinated.
“I have been vaccinated.” In the center: the image of a syringe in signal red.
Yes they really have done this.
#Covid_19 #NoVaccinePassportsAnywhere
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boosted is dead, love live boosted
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To ensure a safe environment for fans, eliminate unnecessary contact at entry gates & accelerate fan entry into the arena, the @NHL & #RogersPlace have implemented a No Bag Policy that prohibits all bags from being brought into the building.
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How long you’ll need to work to afford an iPhone 13 around the world 😳
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As incredibly stringent as California has been about Covid and as lax as Texas has been (no masks, distancing, or vaccine mandates), the results have been astoundingly similar. First California actually ended up with more cases (all stats from statista.com).
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Audience reactions to GoldenEye. Spot anyone interesting toward the end?
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As someone who has spent two decades living with Celsius...
...this is exactly right.
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As a smug European, I definitely used to think that Celsius is just a superior scale for measuring temperature. After 21 years in North America, though, I definitely concede that Fahrenheit is simply better and more intuitive for temperature.
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Kevin Feige is the only person who can properly strategize and execute a massively complex plan and should be President of the United States.
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Between Katrina, Afghanistan, and the DC Universe, we're really bad at large scale logistics.
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This teenager in Canada got a knock on his door from the neighbors and thought he might be in trouble for dribbling his basketball all hours of the day.
That’s not why they were there.
Please take 2-minutes. Kindness. Humanity. Community. Pass it on…
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Japanese skater Yuzuru Hanyu didn’t want to turn his back on his flag while the anthem was being played — so Keegan Messing from Canada helped out… twitter.com/makeyousmiIe_/
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Whew…. they’re sophisticated
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Isn’t that supposed to be Rachel Nichols doing the interviews? 😏




























