Jeffrey Alan Johnson

@the_other_jeff

Academic Underpants Gnome: Assess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Student Success. Hence information justice and critical institutional research.

Salt Lake City, Utah
Joined June 2011

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  1. The only non-charlatan definition of big data? How many rows are allowed in Excel. Used to be 65,536. Now - 1,048,576. 1,048,577 is Big Data

  2. Guy behind me talking all about the soooper-secret security work he does for the government.

  3. Too true! Proprietary! Can't share or evaluate. Does it really work they way we think?

  4. Pretty sure Steven Wright is doing the announcements on this flight.

  5. The other 73% appears in the Dubai International Journal of Informatics, Management, and Biosocial Science.

  6. I thought it was if you did not book the Palmer House and if you did.

  7. This is what a racist algorithm looks like. (H/T )

  8. Norwegian? Will be keeping an eye out for New Scandinavian Cooking?

  9. CVs should have a section for "papers blown off." Looks like only two of the four papers on my panel will show.

  10. A guy who was too sick to play at the beginning of the game but could pinch hit in the 7th had "flu-like symptoms," not the flu.

  11. This, however, may be the greatest promotion in baseball history.

  12. Will it be led by a Dean-in-Charge, with the help of an Ass. DIC? Maybe a promotion for ?

  13. I'm going to be laughing about the Antonin Scalia School of Law for weeks. Up there with the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

  14. The ran a whole article about the “ASSOL” school of law naming without ever explaining the problem.

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