I read the Shitty Can Opener Dad's thread and my first takeaway was disappointment in realizing that this was going to be a story where he "wins," whereas my initial assumption was "Oh, she's going to find another better way to open it because otherwise WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?"
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Wow, you're Dad of the year in comparison with one tweet.
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Yeah, this is also why the can opener wasn't invented until nearly half a century after cannery.
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