Chris Garay

@the_interocitor

If there’s a bright center to the Universe, I’m the person it’s farthest from.

ÜT: 40.496034,-74.858703
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.

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  1. 4. velj

    The Iowa results are in: “All your votes are belong to us!!”

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  2. 31. sij

    I feel like moving to Alaska just so I can vote for ‘s opponent.

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  3. 21. sij

    Cue Leonard Nimoy voiceover: “...as we go in search of — a vertebrate Republican”.

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  4. 10. pro 2019.

    “Martha? Where’s my briefcase?” I can’t stop laughing at this.

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  5. 23. kol 2018.

    My prediction for tomorrow’s NY Post front page headline: FEDS HAVE PECKER IN HAND

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  6. 9. srp 2018.

    ...and a bus with no A/C. It seems clear that Trans-Bridge wants out of this business

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  7. 28. pro 2017.

    He really is the most brain-dead biped on the planet. Maybe he’s secretly hoping to turn 40 Wall St. into a marina eventually.

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  8. 29. lip 2017.

    MTA: Make New York Late Again

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  9. 13. tra 2017.

    I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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  10. 21. velj 2017.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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  11. 21. velj 2017.

    It will be nice if Amtrak train #129 to Washington ever starts moving again. .

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  12. 4. lis 2016.

    What I've learned from iOSes 7 through 10 is that Jony Ive apparently doesn't know shit about designing a User Interface.

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  13. 26. ruj 2016.

    "My strongest asset is my temperament." God and/or other superior beings help us all.

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  14. 2. kol 2016.

    Proposed Post/News headline for when it happens: YANKS THROW A ROD

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  15. 14. srp 2016.

    Sadly, Pokemon Go is going to prove to be an absolute boon to the Darwin Awards

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  16. 8. srp 2016.

    We need a little more 'we're all in this together' and a little less 'every man for himself'.

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  17. 24. kol 2015.

    If the MTA wanted to be honest, its announcements would go something like: "Ladies and gentlemen, after an earlier incident, fuck you."

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  18. 16. sij 2015.

    Apple software, AD 2000: "It just works." Apple software, AD 2015: "I just wish it would work..."

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  19. 7. stu 2014.

    Now that is naming its OS after places, that means that OS 10.10.1 should be called "Hell's Kitchen".

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  20. 17. lis 2014.

    I don't think Jony Ive will rest until the user interface for every Apple app has been ruined.

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