Kim Hoffman

@the_hoff

Writer and . Bylines: , , the former , ,

Portland, OR
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Joined May 2008
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  1. 19 hours ago

    Paying for your rent online while waiting in line at the McDonalds drive thru. I didn’t invent awesome it just is.

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  2. Mar 30

    Can’t. Wait. For. This.

    Finally announced! I am beyond excited for this. 🎉🎉🎉
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  4. Mar 21

    More like Call Me By Your 🍑

    1 like
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  5. Mar 21

    Give me praise and then give me pity: when a “public figure” on Instagram mentions their depression in a three paragraph essay that receives 11,000 likes, I wonder why she doesn’t feel seen. Oh! I know: it’s the fall of white women building up a false narrative about perfection.

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  6. Mar 21

    My home state. AWESOME. Wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf.

    So sick of this shit.
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  7. Mar 19

    Dear, , yes we’ll join you. How many of us have stepped forward today to express we will eat chocolate sheet cake from the trash? All of us. will follow you. into the trash.

    2 likes
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  8. Mar 19

    “it’s okay to get butterflies in your stomach, you just have to teach them to fly in perfect formation.” —

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  9. Mar 18

    Been thinking a lot about bullies lately, a bully is too cute a word for actual mean people who are just plain cancerous.

    "I'm not mean; I'm honest." —mean people
    1 retweet 1 like
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  10. Mar 18

    Holy...... in Allure. Can’t stop thinking about it. Haven’t seen a movie like this ever. Thank you for tilting the perspective and for personally going into the role of the abuser—you inspire me as a human and an artist endlessly! Man, your performance killed.

    1 like
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  11. Mar 16

    Carrie to Miranda via season 4 : “Hey, did you talk to Aiden? The ring is gone. Did you tell him not to propose?” She hates the ring. She pukes. Miranda pukes but she’s pregnant. Then! Miranda to Carrie via : “Hey, I told Big you guys getting married was crazy.”

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  12. Mar 15

    Wow so Carrie Bradshaw was a total asshole to Aiden huh?! Sorry (just like , I started last month, for the first time ever at 32 years old) I’m startled by how many times she’s terrible to Aiden and not terrible to Big. The ratio is so even it hurts.

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. — 2005 “A Briefer History of Time” RIP Stephen Hawking

    18 replies 343 retweets 2,293 likes
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  14. Mar 14

    . Elementary school kids in Portland are waving their signs the hardest. You heard em, : they want SAFETY AND THEY WANT IT NOW.

    1 retweet 3 likes
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  15. Mar 9

    Happy birthday ! I still have my v neck circa 2010. Nothing but love and respect—and gratitude that you exist.

    1 reply 8 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    URGENT: As feared, this horrible and potentially anti-LGBTQ sex-ed bill is back in play in Indiana. Please share widely and contact your reps if you live in Indiana.

    16 replies 696 retweets 650 likes
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  18. Mar 9

    I was half watching the shittiest MTV show the other day and my radar went off. Wasn’t even wearing my glasses. Just felt the lesbi vibes. Two scenes later I was right: lesbians.

    me AF
    1 like
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  19. Mar 9

    LOL @ when you get more support from your friend’s mom than your own friend.

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