If the virus were in charge of the government, it would: - heavily regulate test kits production - make sure that people have to crowd in clinics to be tested - trick people into believing that mild lockdowns are sufficient (no testing, no isolation) - say face masks are useless
Is the virus good at heart and trying to fight off it’s bad side? Is it a softy at heart who dies it for attention like satan in South Park? Is it a brute force villain like no country for old men? Details. Just kidding it doesn’t matter, it wouldn’t do #1.