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@ThatKevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined May 2008

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  1. I may not be fashionable but I do like to think I have my own style. Said the guy in Jorts, a hockey jersey and a backwards baseball cap...

  2. Last Son of Mars is the soul of the show, sir! Thanks for making the Martian one of the most human characters on TV!

  3. One of my fave moments of season 1? "You saved the world. And then I saved you. With your pod." Perfectly delivered!

  4. When you're judged by the likes of a , it's time to reevaluate. Tell me how to be better, Mr. Success!

  5. Rest in Peace legend - whose name I learned at age 7 because he brought to life. Feels like losing family...

  6. Congrats to Bry, Walt & Q at for reaching 300 eps of the pod! That's lotsa oral!

  7. CALIFORNIA! Come see me & BABBLE the fuck out of each other TOMORROW night at the !

  8. Cape escape: Super Mega Awesome Ultra Guy teaches the how to fly on ! Now on !

  9. It was only Step 1 toward my ultimate goal of one day directing an all- handjob porn called "Beatin' Wheaton."

  10. On a brand new ! I gush about Season 1 and squeal with delight about directing an ep:

  11. You will believe a man can cry! Cannot wait to direct an ep of ! Thank you & !

  12. HOLLYWOOD! & I return to the to BABBLE about our industry betters on SATURDAY night!

  13. Louis & Shecky still adjusting to new rescue dog Madmartigan, so we're giving them extra love & walks.

  14. Too Fat to Fly? Not according to the ! See me soar when the invade TOMORROW! !

  15. If you missed it, watch this interview with the always inspiring & daughter Harley for :

  16. Sweet Christmas! They figured out a way to give us the head band and bracelets too! I'm ready to receive !

  17. Loved being on ! So glad gave a home for their kid show (that doesn't talk down to kids).

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