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TV Writer & “The Gordon Ramsay of Fast Food” -

Portland, OR and Los Angeles, CA
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    1 hour ago

    Dear & : All New York State's theatre community is 100% unemployed till Jan 2021 at the earliest. Casts, bands, crews, writers, staff, FOH, collectively bring in billions of tourist $$$. Give us PUA to help us survive until we can return to our jobs. Thanks.

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    4 hours ago

    Inspired by and because I’m financially irresponsible and stupid, I bought out the entire store supply of Dunkaroos today.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    I am beginning to think the people who handle the Twitter accounts at these places do not have the power to greenlight this series!

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    7 hours ago

    Don’t grow up, kids. It’s a trap.

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    4 hours ago

    The whole Republican party hates masks, a lovely position that attracts voters. *23 hours later*

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    7 hours ago

    You can have an edit button when everyone wears a mask

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  7. 5 hours ago

    It is rather remarkable that grossly mishandling a pandemic resulting in the deaths of more than 100,000 Americans may result, at worst, in the very mild punishment of losing an election and returning to one's lavish Manhattan skyscraper

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    Jul 1

    It’s like having to restart the shittiest video game EVER from the very beginning.

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    6 hours ago

    Let me crystal clear: No one is above the law. Superintendent Hampton and I expect the Oregon State Police to lead by example. This virus threatens us all, regardless of our job title. Oregonians are wearing face coverings to protect ourselves, our families and our community.

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    6 hours ago

    .: how many Americans will die bc you fill middle seats, w/ your customers shoulder to shoulder, hour after hour. This is incredibly irresponsible. People eat & drink on planes & must take off masks to do so. No way you aren’t facilitating spread of COVID infections.

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  11. 5 hours ago

    guilty as charged

    "If you ask, people who have managed to stay employed during the pandemic will confess to owning a Zoom Shirt."
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    10 hours ago

    Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself probably next week

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    What? Did he cut eyeholes in his?

    After resisting wearing a mask in public, President Trump now says he thinks it makes him look like the Lone Ranger - and he likes it.
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  14. Jul 1

    TOP NOTCH ADVICE FOR WRITERS

    I've seen a lot of writers offering advice lately. I wanted to chime in with some advice of my own. Writing is stupid fuck it. Good luck in all your endeavors.
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    Jul 1

    This mirror is 1000% haunted

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    Jul 1

    I don’t get it 🤔

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    Jul 1

    been awhile since i read dilbert but it’s buckwild as hell now

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    Jul 1

    It would be funny if Scott Adams is just this genuinely nice man hunkered down somewhere writing his heart out on Dilbert and has no awareness there’s someone portraying him as a monster on twitter.

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    Jul 1

    WELCOME TO GASTOWN USA where we consistently and thoroughly and remorselessly gas our own citizens over and over again

    Portland Police deployed tear gas against protesters Tuesday night, just hours after a local civil rights organization and demonstrators had asked for sanctions against the agency for its use of the gas.
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    Jul 1

    "What needed to be protected last night?" Tina Kotek writes. "An empty office building? Was this need more important than the health of neighbors, of children in a neighborhood, of people returning home from work?"

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