DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND here’s my 90-second video review of the new Bacon Ranch McCrispy sandwiches at posted in its entirety here on Twitter!
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Even if the dilapidated remains of this service bans me I will always have this
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OK I'm going to bed! If this account is banned in the morning please remember to follow thatbilloakley on Instagram. If it's not banned, that's a reminder that Twitter has truly fallen apart! so long
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Has Twitter been "ruined" or merely "wrecked"? Perhaps it just "sucks" now? It depends on your definition of the terms, our etymologist reports. nytimes.com/2023/03/30/din
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A six-year Pulitzer Prize-winning NYT investigation has revealed that Seymour Skinner was not actually cooking a "roast" that was "ruined" but in fact was baking a ham.
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NYT EXCLUSIVE: Is every "Trending Topic" on Twitter a conglomeration of right-wing morons? No, but 85% are. Full story at nytimes.com/2023/03/30/din
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REMINDER: The New York Times lost its verification badge so now I am the New York Times at least until I get banned
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NYT Profile: This comedy writer spend his time making video reviews of something called "fast" "food"? Is he out of his mind or on top of a new trend? Full story at steamedhamssociety.com
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TODAY IN OP-ED: David Brooks describes going to an "alley" for "bowling" in which he dropped an 11-pound "ball" on his foot and spent the next hour in a bathroom stall crying. steamedhamssociety.com
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A new study confirms that, despite the claims of many, mayonnaise is delicious and those who disagree are radically incorrect. More details of this six-month NYT investigation at steamedhamssociety.com
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📷📷 How did you do in Wordle today? 📷📷 Nobody cares, don't tweet it.
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From meme to masters of the culinary universe: A NYT EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes look at the online "food appreciation" club known as The Steamed Hams Society steamedhamssociety.com
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if i get banned for this please remember to follow me on Instagram at thatbilloakley
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Woo hoo! Now that the NY Times has lost their verification badge, I AM THE NEW YORK TIMES
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NEW REVIEW UP NOW: Arby's new King's Hawaiian Sweet Heat Sandwiches, exclusive video for SHS Members (Check your inbox)! Everyone else, join up now steamedhamssociety.com
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Wow.
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McDonald’s temporarily shuts US offices, prepares layoff notices: report trib.al/5aCAC28
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FYI, Twitter won't let you put "verifi" anywhere in your Name, like, say, if you're trying to put "(Legacy Verified)" in there as a goof
But this can be easily worked around by using a "Small Roman Numeral One" character, a.k.a. "ⅰ", in the word "Verifⅰed"
Just FYI
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HEY NYC & NJ!
In less than two weeks & are coming to you with their Mission Hill show! Tickets are almost sold out!
NYC 4/12 w/
Tinyurl.com/MissionHillNYC
NJ 4/14 at
Tinyurl.com/MissionHillNJ
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Really enjoyed this episode of Food That Built America. One of the best ones yet, and I've seen them all. Really enjoy hearing 's take in episodes. Just wish he was in them more. More Bill Oakley please . He was made for this show.
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I’m sure I’m not the only one to post this but holy fuck I am NOT a Twitter Blue subscriber and never will be. That said, it’s fun seeing Elon this fucking sad and desperate w.
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Pleased to announce my new show on Trubi! (The new Trains, Undergrounds, Busses and Inflatable Boats network)
Clanking slowly towards you this June®️
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I’m so ready for Bill Oakley content, I could watch one about Arby’s.
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Hey Vegas!
“A Night In Mission Hill” w/ & is headed to on April 21st!
In person reserved seats start at $25
VIP seats include post-show M&G & more
Tinyurl.com/MissionHillLV
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NEW REVIEW UP NOW: Arby's new King's Hawaiian Sweet Heat Sandwiches, exclusive video for SHS Members (Check your inbox)! Everyone else, join up now steamedhamssociety.com
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NYC & NJ: Less than two weeks till and I show up with the Mission Hill show! Tix almost sold out! Get 'em while they last at:
NYC: bit.ly/3YPE6Rj
NJ: smodcastlecinemas.com/movie/A_Night_
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Can't seem to sleep, enjoy some Pixelated Simpsons Arcade Steam Hams.
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Introducing our newest blend of coffee, #SteamedHams. A truly #Albany expression (sorry, Utica) and made from the finest Albany beef, this rich and deep roast combines the power of #burger with #coffee. A delicious and delectable blend that is sure to put the "ham" back into 
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A sad, sad man
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Twitter's algorithm is specifically tracking tweet metrics for four groups:
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Say what you will about Elon, but it is truly impressive to be so uncool to your very core that despite every potential resource on the planet at your disposal you still make a service so spectacularly lame that guys who make 50 mil a year will make a point not to give you $8
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will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 
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Yes, that is acclaimed Portland chef Gregory Gourdet in those dishwasher detergent commercials
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Tomorrow has the potential to be the most annoying day of all time on here. You could say this is evergreen but I am referring to tomorrow, specifically
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