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@that_cray

i put the 'crow' in 'microwave'

Michigan
Joined January 2012

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  1. 10 Oct 2020

    I dreamed last night that I was hanging with The Incredible Hulk and he was giving Donald Trump the finger through a massive doorway. I wanted to impress my new friend as the doors were closing. I woke up yelling "HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?!"

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  2. 6 Aug 2020

    Watching Twilight for the first time expecting the legendary bad acting from Kristen Stewart but wtf the Edward guy acting is like a SNL parody it's making me nauseous

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  3. 31 Jul 2020

    come at me covid

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  4. 4 Jun 2020

    Obama 2020

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  5. Retweeted
    3 Jun 2020
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    A victim of a rubber bullet today at the Huntsville protests. Fired from the gun of an officer. This is worse than a few scratches to the head

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  6. 16 May 2020
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  7. 9 May 2020

    Diddy always one step ahead of the game

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  8. 25 Apr 2020

    You know it's been a slow day in the newsroom when this hits the front page

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  9. 23 Mar 2020

    Look at this nerd thinking he looks like the smart one

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  10. 8 Nov 2019

    Hi welcome to England where 'sweetbread' is actually meat, 'mincemeat' is a dessert.

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  11. 11 Oct 2019

    you can not fool me calling it bug and not a fairy

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  12. 5 Oct 2019

    Some good deals on Kindle today

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  13. 15 Aug 2019

    The unsung hero of the new No Man's Sky update

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  14. 25 Jul 2019

    What kind of bird is this?

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  15. 21 May 2019

    If HBO's His Dark Materials doesn't play Mouth by Bush when Iorek ravages the town to get his armor, I'm gonna sue.

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  16. 21 Mar 2019

    Hye guys i came back to twitter to let you know that THPS5 on xbox one has been around for four years, has an average rating of 1.9 stars, and still costs $59.99. okbye

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  17. 31 Dec 2018
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  18. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2018

    What do our guest judges think of 's "sweet potato poon"? They love it!

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  19. 21 Nov 2018

    I have not been as enraged in quite some time as I am with this hotkey placement

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