This is such solid gold.
“Good Boy Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Dog of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway”pic.twitter.com/z4pDhvoJ23
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“People Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Sexiest Man Alive,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! They ended up going with some country singer.”
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The Nobel Committee called and said they were probably going to award me the prizes for physics and literature. But I would have to agree to a photo shoot, interview, and trip to Sweden. And I was too busy golfing, tweeting, and destroying worker protections, so I passed.
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Tweet. Of. The. Year. -Time Magazine
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Probably.
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Yes, I'm from "DIY Home Repair Monthly" and I'd like to talk cover story...
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You know who else was Man of the Year? Hitler, that’s who
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Dog should get an honorable mention for assisting with home renovations.
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Yes. In all fairness, it was pretty hideous wallpaper.
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