“People Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Sexiest Man Alive,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! They ended up going with some country singer.”
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The Nobel Committee called and said they were probably going to award me the prizes for physics and literature. But I would have to agree to a photo shoot, interview, and trip to Sweden. And I was too busy golfing, tweeting, and destroying worker protections, so I passed.
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Cat Fancy called and said I was probably going to be cat of the year but I had other things to do and they wanted a photoshoot so I took a passpic.twitter.com/JbZHUOV2Ly
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Very catty of the cat!
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Tweet je nedostupan.
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Tha best spray bottle. Solid gold spray bottle. Sprays so good, you'll never believe it. Way better than Obama's spray bottle...wait, he didn't even HAVE a spray bottle‽ pathetic, SAD. Obama didn't even get sprayed as President. I have the best golden sprays. Right on my face
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Nice try, but people—very, very serious people, believe me—tell me that POTUS is a lock for Dog of The Year
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The word at Popular Sepsis is the

has "Parasite of the Year" in the bag. - Još 1 odgovor
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Tweet. Of. The. Year. -Time Magazine

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Probably.
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Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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