JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL@th3j35t3rFront page of The Onion isn't fucking around today -theonion.comThe Onion | America's Finest News Source.The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.7:07 PM · May 25, 2022138 Retweets5 Quote Tweets426 Likes
ctrlz@juniordev9·May 25, 2022Replying to @th3j35t3rThey repost the same article every time there is another shooting.they just update the town name and the number of victims.111
Just Dave… for now.@JustDaveForNow·May 25, 2022Replying to @th3j35t3rOnly word I can come up with is… ouch!1
Gen Hex @bridg137137·May 25, 2022Replying to @th3j35t3rThis fits my vibe today. Let’s all go ham. #GeneralStrikeNow
Howeyeroll @Howeyeroll1·May 25, 2022Replying to @th3j35t3rI remember a time when The Onion was Satire.2