When the passenger in front of you has put so much product in their hair that you're afraid the air nozzles blowing petroleum particles out of suspension are turning the cabin into a giant fuel-air bomb.pic.twitter.com/jfdn7UQXfe
Nope, don't say that out-loud. I really don't want the TSA to have to shave me bald in order to fly. These are not smart people who get a joke. Some Trump person who quit is building an auto-buzz cut machine they will sell the government for millions of dollars over cost.pic.twitter.com/18YmqnyaCY