Overheard at lunch in Los Angeles:
‘I always forget how filling broth is.’

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Oh there’s more: First girl: ‘Ugh, i have to clean my apartment.’ Broth girl: ‘Why, is it dirty?’ Dear lord my IQ is dropping by the second listening to them.
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Oh my god I’m dying!
Broth girl:
‘I mean, like my therapist says, if the Universe opens a window, walk through it.’
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Broth girl: ‘oh my god, there are some hot guys walking in here today. (Turns to me including me in the group) And us three girls are single!’ ‘Actually i date women, so your chances with them are still the same as before.’ Silence.
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Broth girl: ‘Okay, is I’m trying to like make a habit of not talking about things that aren’t like important or don’t add to my life in the new year.’ Too late, honey. Wayyyy too late.
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Damnit @ brothgirl account exits. Otherwise was going to beg you to create a full time parody account.
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