I haven't ruled out the possibility that Biff will nuke Pyongyang on Christmas morning then whine on Twitter how no one's thanking him, "especially Butthole Obama."
Hey will also hate-tweet Santa that he's fat, has a bad diet, and takes the spotlight away from the baby Jesus, even though he's thought Mrs. Claus was hot when she was a teenager. 
Also more coal as gifts would help with the whole MAGA thing fatman!
